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The human heart doesn’t want to be bitter. The brain does not want to be angry....– Ned Hepburn (via apoplecticskeptic) Good stuff.
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME